Happy day for me...

Gosh.. I almost died laughing today...
My colleague returned from another Hospital and told me abt smth realy hilarious that happened today..
Her pants slipped off as she stood up to walk away.. N the best part was, our male boss was ard..
So imagine this... stood up, pants slipped.. stun for 5secs.. hurriedly pull up pants n walk to a corner to tie it TIGHT... While sitted in front of u were 2 males docs n another female colleague..
HAHAHHAAA.... I seriously had such a major laugh..
Now, u mgt wonder,, HOW can the pants fall off?? Those who have been in the Operating Theatre(OT) will know that, when we enter the OT, we have to change from our outside attire into OT attire.. Meaning we have to wear clean OT tops n pants n clogs n mask up when we enter.. Infection control huh..
So the pants r normally draw-strings kinda pants.. So i guess skinny Ginn did not tie it tight enough.. hahahaa....
N as i was laughing my ass off at her.. I got my retribution too la..

During dinner today... i burped so darn loudly in front of two guys tt i just met..
Gosh.. they must be so blardy stunned and shocked at my vulgar behaviour..
I wanted to bury my face into my rice man.. whahahaha!!!!
IT WAS AN ESCAPED BURP!!! N i only just ate half my dinner only..
Sighh.. Consequence for skipping lunch n having gastrics.. Kept having weird air in me coming out from all directions uncontrolled..
How unglam can i be man.. sigh...
After my burp, i just said a gentle 'excuse me'.. continued eating n darling cindy helped me outta it by pretending to ask me a question to divert.. God.. we laughed our damn asses off after we laugh the guys behind...
Sigh... This ain the first time i embarrassed myself in public by burping a tad bit TOO loudly for a lady.. N did i mention tt once in sec sch, i dropped into a drain.. As in.. i really just 'plonked' myself into one while walking n chatting with a fren.. AND oh, another time i walked right smack into a HUGE lamppost while walking n chatting with a fren too..
SIgh... Being prematurely born by a mth, mgt really have affected my brains a tad bit..

Today is really a fairly lovely day.. ending with loads of laughter n all..
Plus coming hme to my mom nagging to me.. abt my emormous storage of lingerie..
She was so free that she dug all my lingerie out and started folding them nicely.. Actually, she was inspecting what i had.. sigh... where is my privacy n human rights...
So my dear frens.. Forget abt getting me too sexy lingerie.. It will just make my mom wonder who gave it to me (*heh heh*) n when i wore it..
Btw will,mel n boon.. i haven wore what u guys gave me.. It was so pretty.. No chance huh.. hahaa.. I shall ermm.. save it for my ermm.. honeymooon... ;p

A patient drove me nuts today.. She sure can whine...
She was fucking annoying... Called me FIVE times in 6 hrs!!!
Fuck the 'caring therapist' bit.. Anyone would haven been driven mad..
She whinned.. n i really mean WHINED.. in a high pitch voice abt how painful it is n how she cant move.. n how she is in alot of pain.. n how she is so scared..
gosh... i sound mean?? hell no.. i am not man.. All of us were driven mad..
Normally the amt of patience i have for my patients r bottomless.. but THIS.. was madness.
Shall pray tonite to God to bless her to be painfree tmr. If not, i mgt just suggest to her to cut off her hand tmr..

**im keeping my flight details a secret... as i fear that i will cry worse.. if i have frens there..
I knw im gonna cry my eyes out when i leave... hahahaha... **